I don't travel that much per year
The longest tongue on a dog measures 18.58 cm and belongs to Mochi, a female St. Bernard owned by Carla and Craig Rickert (both USA) and was measured in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, USA, on 25 August 2016.
Mochi was rescued by the Rickert family when she was two years old. "We love her unconditionally despite that crazy, long tongue that causes people to stare and laugh," said her owner Carla Rickert.
She is so cuteee
I am starting to save money
It's Not Rocket Science - The Longest Line of Balloons Popped by a Laser
The longest line of balloons popped by a laser is 200, achieved by 'It's Not Rocket Science' in Borehamwood, UK, on 23 January 2016.
The laser used was a neodymium-doped yttrium aluminium garnet laser.
It's really not rocket science...