Rio gets a gold medal... in most boring opening ceremony ever


WTF, Rio? After London and Bejing, we expect the opening ceremony to be kind of like our Olympics hypeman. Instead of getting us pumped, you gave us 7th period history class… and I’m pissed about it. I need to know what you were thinking when you created this boring ass ceremony.

The longer I sat watching what I can only liken to Earth Day Disney series meets the 2016 Olympics ( Disney presents: The Birth of A Nation, Brazil Edition), the longer my “Shit I could be doing” list got. This list…