8) Skittish kidstars with entertainment empires


The presentation hour draws near and even the watering holes are abandoned. Wait, I recognize a tiny blonde duo. 

Ten years ago, the twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen emerged from a teeming warren of juggernautis pubescens, kidstars with entertainment empires. 

They are now the richest twins in the world. You may know of others from their group, like Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Zac Efron.

I will carefully approach these childstar veterans, so as not to scare them! 

“We have to be in bed early,” sniffs…