Hot fashion messes of Go Fug Yourself: gateway drug

Common story. You start by innocently looking at fashion comments at Go Fug Yourself, where fugly is the new pretty. Then it's a short and slippery slope down from Fug Nation into the mosh pit of hot messes, your new normal.

Last year's annual competition for worst dresser saw fierce showings by Bjork, Charo, Cher and Madonna, Rihanna, Gaga, Mylie and JLo, but Kimmie K is still the fugliest of them all.

The fug women are serious about their hot messes, they coined a whole glossary of terms. Like this:

Wine Cardigan: Inspired by Olivia Pope on Scandal, a wine cardigan is a large cosy wrap one wears while drinking and a) quietly suffering; b) drunk-dialing your illicit lover; c) drunk-dialing your parents; d) drunk-dialing some other dude who won’t ever really take the place of your illicit lover; e) plotting; f) staring into middle distance vacantly.

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