"I'd give Tom Brady a hand job....dude, I am wicked hammered."

"I'd give Tom Brady a hand job....dude, I am wicked hammered."

The tough guys that come out of beantown! Damon. Ben and Casey Affleck. Mark and Donny Walhberg. Dennis Leary. And these two: Paddy Quinn and Jimmy Ruggiero.

16Masshole17

24and then they become really famous Hollywood actors instead of going to jail!!25

One of these guys is in a Burger King commercial now. 

ON THE PICK UP SCENE

59What kind of booze does that broad drink again?60

67How yah doin sweethaht?68

75That girl76d give Tom Brady a hand job if he wins the Super Bowl.77

DRIVING

99Hey buddy how bout a fuckin blinkah?100

107Yah gonna let me ovah or what?108

CREDS

125I used to live in Southie. My uncle used to work for Whitey.126

133Oh yah like movies? I was an extra in The Town.134

141I got a summer house on the Cape

150Fuck

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