This may be the best troll of Ronaldo yet! Protecting the Real Madrid star's legacy as the best-looking, most-vain man on the planet will not be easy when monstrosities like this are set in bronze. Future generations (in his hometown, no less!) will only know him like this.
You will not be able to unsee this latest FUBAR statue, which was unveiled at the Cristiano Ronaldo International Airport in his hometown of Madeira, Portugal. Nor will you forget these comparisons. Ronaldo fans have us rolling on the floor laughing.
It's a train wreck. Or a traffic accident. Or an ART ATTACK.
That's not the only scandal here.
People are noting that the bust looks like the lovechild of Ronaldo and former Sunderland and Republic of Ireland striker Niall Quinn.
What do you think of today's edition of man's inhumanity to man-gods like Cristiano Ronaldo?