We need to solicit the prayer warriors. Robert Kardashian is now engaged to his girlfriend of 2 months, Blac Chyna. This, my friends is the ULTIMATE plot twist.
Why? Let me give you a little history lesson….A. Blac Chyna, and ex-stripper has a baby by a struggle rapper named, Tyga.2. The then 26 year old pedophile- er rapper leaves Blac Chyna for an “18 year old” Kylie Jenner. (18 year old in quotation marks because everybody knows they were dating way before she was legal.)iii. Embracing all things petty, Blac Chyna begins dating Kylie Jenner’s brother, Rob Kardashian.
In other words, Blac Chyna is a savage beast and I am here for it.
This is some kind of twisted 4-way. A real life Wife Swap. A remake of Trading Places. We all know that everything this family does is calculated. Listen, this family probably gets the #1 seed for most haters in America, but honestly I applaud their grind and hustle. To become notoriously famous for no apparent talent is genius. It’s the American way. But this love square is atrocious.
Think about the kids! They will need a tutor to complete their family tree in Kindergarten. Someone should create a Memory game for them now. Friday nights could be a “Match The Couple” puzzle so they can keep up with who is Dad and who is Uncle.
Who do I need to talk with to get an invite to this wedding, though? This will be a real life Twitter feud come to life, if everyone shows up. You know I live vicariously through other people’s drama, it helps me stay grounded.