America went cruising in the Caribbean, looking for the ex

America, admit it. We went cruising in the Caribbean, looking for our ex. Just to see how he's doing. First we got an eyeful of Backward Baseball Cap Obama. Then we got Mile Wide Smile Watersports Obama. But when we saw Toothpick Obama yesterday, we knew. He's better off without us, America!

We hope he didn't recognize our car...

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