It's a product that sounds like it's straight from an infomercial on The Simpsons. But rest assured, fam: Smalt is here, and it's a Real Thing (tm).
BECAUSE WHAT EVERYONE WANTS--NO, WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS--IS A BLUETOOTH-ENABLED SALT SHAKER.
That's literally what this is. Because maybe you forgot your headphones and you want to drown out that annoying coworker who's always singing in the break room.
OH WAIT, BUT NO
...you're supposed to want to use this in your home? Seriously? Because...you don't have literally any other better-sounding BT-enabled speakers IN YOUR HOME?
I mean, maybe we're jumping to conclusions and this thing sounds like a full home theater audio system, but we kind of doubt it.
We're not alone, of course. Thank goodness for the Internet.
If you feel like your current salt experience isn't interactive enough, hit up SaltBae...or sign up for beta updates for this godforsaken thing.
TOO FAR, INTERNET OF THINGS. TOO FAR.