Expensive. Easy to lose -- as you get lost in the music, a Conan O'Brien video demonstrates. The strange dangling tail with its droopy cigarette effect everyone on Twitter is talking about. The unpleasant suppository-like look of them that only superfreaky afficionados of wearables would be into. AirPods are getting their share of ridicule.
There's a lack of consumer confidence in these wireless earphones. How would you jog in those? One person guesses you could go to the park a week after the AirPods' release and just collect them all and resell them on eBay. Probably to the same suckers who lost them jogging in the park.
In other news, how's the sound?