Running for president telling us not to "stimulate our genitals"

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Collection F*** This Election

You wanted to run for president Ted! You wanted to be born again or whatever you are. Ok! You think you can mix the two and not have us come for you? All your spanking sessions get talked about on Twitter.

This is Ted Cruz's freshman roommate and he is #raging.

#TedCruz #FML 

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