I've also heard: we gossip non-stop or that we combine gossip and candy with all-day/all-night reality show viewing.
For the record, I've been at this #milspouse thing for almost a decade, and I have yet to have time to eat bon-bons. I'm not a fan of reality TV. And yes, gossip, fine, I'll own that one. But it is certainly NOT non-stop! My day consists of running down job leads, writing, chasing after a #child, managing a household, and taking grad classes to further my #career.