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Trashin' Fashion: Trends that need to get canned

Trashin' Fashion: Trends that need to get canned
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Fashion can be quite fickle. What's popular one moment might be shunned the next. It's difficult for anyone to remain trendy when styles tend to change with the direction of the breeze. However, then there are those trends that never seem to relent. They pop up out of nowhere and they refuse to disappear. Though potentially appealing at the start, their sickening prevalence turns them into an inevitable eyesore. Here are some of the latest styles that need to call it quits:

Trashin' Fashion: Trends that need to get canned

Chokers. Have you ever noticed that everyone who wears a choker looks like they've had their severed head reattached? Sure, some of these necklaces are actually quite pretty, but the ones that look like "tattoos" need to go. I used to wear one back in the day when they were first cool, but I never thought this trend would reemerge so soon. Take it from someone who's been there—don't wear one unless you want to look like some sort of zombie in all your photos from this time of your life.

Trashin' Fashion: Trends that need to get canned

Cold shoulder and off-the-shoulder tops. Shopping loses its appeal when every single shirt looks identical, and this year, none of them seem to have shoulders. Many have holes cut from the sleeves, hence the "cold" shoulder moniker. While the trend isn't awful in moderation, it's exhausting to find that every designer and brand can't seem to diverge from this style. Off-the-shoulder tops are becoming equally as common, unfortunately, as anyone who's ever worn one can attest to the fact that lifting your arms will leave you disheveled afterward. Clothing that leaves its wearer immobilized doesn't seem all that fashionable to me.

Trashin' Fashion: Trends that need to get canned

Rompers. Behold, the perfect ensemble for adult babies everywhere! We all know they're onesies for those who've outgrown their diapers, so don't try and sugarcoat things by claiming rompers are comfortable. Yes, choosing an outfit might be easier because the top and bottom are fused at the waist, but there's nothing convenient (or pleasant) about having to strip down to you skivvies every time you need to use the restroom. Plus, there's nothing worse than coming upon an attractive dress on the sale rack only to discover it's shorts.

Trashin' Fashion: Trends that need to get canned

Gladiator sandals. When sweat and sunburns are in the forecast, it's rather ridiculous to wear cages around your calves. You cannot wear these sandals during prolonged periods outdoors because they'll leave you with the worst tan lines imaginable. Plus, we all know they're not made with absorbent material, so you're bound to become a hot, sticky mess up and down your legs. Gladiator sandals aren't even remotely attractive, so why suffer? Never sacrifice comfort just to conform to what's "in" at the moment.

Trashin' Fashion: Trends that need to get canned

Crop tops. Technically, I'm not opposed to baring ones belly. If worn tastefully, crop tops can even look cute. But, in most cases, these supposed "shirts" are small enough to qualify as bras (for women of the A-cup variety, at least). Years ago, crop tops used to expose ones belly button—nothing more. These shirts still offered sufficient amounts of material. Now, however, even those with a moderately sized chest cannot wear crop tops without risking indecent exposure. NEWS FLASH: You don't need to verbally body shame people to imply that their size and shape aren't the ideal.

Now it's your turn! Which styles should be banished for good? Share your choices and your reasons in the comments below!

These women deserve People's ‘Most Beautiful’ title more than Julia Roberts

These women deserve People's ‘Most Beautiful’ title more than Julia Roberts
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People Magazine probably thought it was doing something noble when it named Julia Roberts as its "Most Beautiful" woman of 2017. After all, she's nearly 50—practically prehistoric in Hollywood terms, especially compared to the first time she graced the issue's cover in 1991 at the ripe old age of 23. But when you've chosen the same actress a record five times, the tradition starts to seem stale. Society's perception of beauty continues to evolve, but People's formula remains the same. Maybe it's time to shake things up? Here are just five women who've redefined beauty on their own terms, earning them the right to the title (even if they didn't make the list in the first place).

These women deserve People's ‘Most Beautiful’ title more than Julia Roberts

Betty White

One quick glance at the "Most Beautiful" list reveals that Oprah Winfrey's the oldest person on this year's roster. (She's 63.) But why must People perpetuate the notion that youth equals beauty? If age truly isn't an issue for those doling out the title, White surely deserves the honor. (They could've included her, at least.) She's America's sweetheart. She's devoted literal decades to the entertainment world and, at 95, she's still as spry, feisty, and funny as ever. Honestly, she's beautiful in ways that these younger women can only aspire to achieve one day.

These women deserve People's ‘Most Beautiful’ title more than Julia Roberts

Hillary Clinton

When it comes to Clinton, the term "nasty woman" comes to mind. But after the impact she's had on the women's movement in recent months, her legacy will be one of the most beautiful things to emerge from our tumultuous political situation. Though she might've lost the 2016 election, Clinton's attempt to break the glass ceiling has inspired 11,000 women to seek office, while encouraging countless others to fight for their human rights. She embodies the adversity women face every day, yet she still persists. If that sort of resilience and tenacity isn't beautiful, then this world's uglier than we thought.

These women deserve People's ‘Most Beautiful’ title more than Julia Roberts

Laverne Cox

Despite the fact that many people claim they're inclusive, the transgender community has yet to gain complete acceptance throughout society. Cox, however, has been working diligently to fight for both transgender rights and women's rights ever since she broke into the business. She represents the beauty America has to offer, if only we'd take the time to listen and understand, and such an honor could be instrumental in sparking critical conversations. Yes, it'd likely create controversy, but that's precisely why we need to increase transgender visibility. Cox not only deserves the title, but naming her "Most Beautiful" might also help young people struggling with their own transition recognize that they're not alone.

These women deserve People's ‘Most Beautiful’ title more than Julia Roberts

Michelle Obama

Our former First Lady has always been the embodiment of class and dignity. She's beautiful on the outside thanks to her love of physical fitness, and she's beautiful on the inside because she stands up for what she believes in no matter the obstacles. Beyond all else, Mrs. Obama has always been a champion for young girls. She's taught this generation that education and intellectual pursuits are far more important than fixating on your outward appearance. She inspires females of all ages to pursue their passions and ignore the haters. In this instance, beauty isn't just visual—it's mental, too.

These women deserve People's ‘Most Beautiful’ title more than Julia Roberts

Melissa McCarthy

Jerry Lewis once claimed women cannot be funny. But anyone who's witnessed McCarthy's scathing impression of Press Secretary Sean Spicer on SNL knows that assertion couldn't be further from the truth. McCarthy has emerged as one of the leading comedians of our time. While she might've initially won our hearts as Sookie St. James on Gilmore Girls, she has since become one of the most in-demand actresses in the industry (all without some stick-thin figure, mind you). From the looks of things, Chrissy Metz and Adele appear to be the only full figure gals on the list, perpetuating the notion that bigger isn't always considered beautiful. But when "big" applies to the laughs you get from the live studio audience, dress size doesn't (and shouldn't) matter.

Who do you think deserves to be named People's "Most Beautiful" woman? Share your ideas in the comments below!

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