Protein Everything


People never used to think about protein. That is, until the millennial bros took over the universe and started adding protein to EVERYTHING ON THE DAMN PLANET. It started innocently enough, with protein powder. Then Muscle Milk.

But now, everyone has gone crazy. Bloggers are trying to make every food possible seem attractive to bodybuilders. Protein pancakes. Brownies. Smoothies. Cookies. 

Let me eat my dessert like a normal person, filled with shame!