Hey, you’re using that word wrong

Hey, you’re using that word wrong

The English language is far from a simple concept. There’s actually a lot of room for error, and whether you’re aware of it or not, I can almost guarantee that you make a slew of mistakes on a daily basis. We all know that person who mixes up “they’re” with “their”, or my personal pet peeve, the ones who confuse “too” with “to.” Without being that annoying jerk who corrects people’s grammar without them asking for it, I’m going to try my best to help clarify a couple of words that you’re definitely not using correctly.


Effect is a noun, while affect is a verb. Like, “the weather affects old Jack’s knee pain,” but “the weather has an effect on old Jack’s knee pain.” So, if you can put a the or an or any other sort of noun-related prefix in front of the word, then you should use effect.


You can cite a site, but you can’t site a cite. A site refers to a location or place. There are camping sites, websites, and a whole bevy of site possibilities. Cite, on the other hand, is a verb that’s used to quote or reference something. You know, like a citation.


Here’s an easy way to remember the difference between these two: except comes from exception. As in, excluding something or leaving it out. Accept, on the other hand, is to receive, admit, or take on something. You accept the charges when your dad calls from prison, except on weekends when your step-dad is around.


See those two E’s next to each other in the word discreet? What sort of secrets are they telling? They must be plotting something. They’re being discreet. Discrete means separate, divided, or distinct.


If you want to add more information to a sentence, you’re likely to use one of these two abbreviations. However, people often use them interchangeably when they actually mean very different things. I.E. means “in other words” or “which is to say,” while E.G. means “for example.”


This one can be particularly tricky because so many people are used to the phrase “sneak peek.” It just feels natural to spell it as “sneak peak,” but that actually makes no sense whatsoever. A peek is a small glimpse or taste of something, while a peak refers to the highest point of something.


If you waive something, that means you’re surrendering it. You can waive your rights or your salary or a slew of other things. A wave, on the other hand, can refer to a wave of water heading in a specific direction, or waving hello to someone on the street.


If something doesn’t faze you, that means it doesn’t bother you. As in, “the bee sting on his eyeball didn’t even seem to faze him.” Meanwhile, a phase is something you go through, like when you went through that goth phase in high school.


I’ll be honest, I always thought these two meant the same thing until doing some research for this article. The phrases “run the gauntlet” and “run the gamut” are both technically possible, but I always just pictured a punishing obstacle course when hearing either. Turns out I was only thinking of gauntlet, which is an old style of punishment. Gamut, meanwhile, means a range or spectrum. When something runs the gamut, it covers every possibility.


People often mix these two words up, because they assume that they mean the same things. In fact, to be disinterested in something means you’re impartial to it or have no personal interest in the matter. To be uninterested means that you’re bored or indifferent to something. You’d absolutely want a judge to be disinterested, but it’s probably not a great thing if they’re uninterested.