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Tunes of Shit - an Ode to Love

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Sung in the Melody of Queens'  Crazy little thing called Love

This turd called love I just can't handle it

this turd called love I must get round to it

I ain't ready

shitty little turd called love

This (This turd) called love

(Called Love)

It dries (Like a paint)

Grabs and bites like a snake

It's brown (Poo Poo)

It's sprayed (Poo Poo)

It drips all over like a sweaty fish,

I don'ta like it

shitty little turd called love

Here comes a baby

Pushing out a big rock or two

Dry heaves, but still shitty

I have a hot and cold fever

This shit leaves me in the stool, wet toilet

It's gotten so cruel, E-Lax – give me shit

Get off my back

Take a warm seat, pitch a pike

And take a long ride in a port o let

Until I'm ready

shitty little turd called love

It's gotten so cruel, E-Lax – give me shit

Get off my back

Take a warm seat, pitch a pike

And take a long ride in a port o let

Until I'm ready

shitty little turd called love

This turd called love I just can't handle it

this turd called love I must get round to it

I ain't ready

shitty little turd called love