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1) Jarr Jarr Binks reporting: Rebel terrorists attack barge

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Dateline: Naboo - 7-078-2

Rebel terrorists have attacked the pleasure barge of local Tatooine philanthropist and businessman, Jabba the Hut, killing him and several of his guests during recent festivities held in celebration of Hutt’s recent business expansion held on the barge.