BARK BARK BARK
His dedication to keeping the family safe means that Inspector Floyd (IF from now on) never shies away from using his majestic bark for the good of humanity.
Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
Mail man? BARK.
Neighbors pushing their adorable baby girl in a stroller? BARK.
Stray cat lounging in the sun? BARK.
Leaves rustling in the wind? BARK.
Some may ridicule IF for his over-enthusiasm at busting potential disrupters of peace, and indeed, even dare to point out the irony of his actions—so, you call yourself the “keeper of peace,” but to do so, you have to bark the whole street down, at all hours of the night?—to which IF says, triumphantly, BARK BARK BARK.