That One Time I was Too Tired
I used to work overnight shifts as a Night Auditor at a hostel. My shifts were from 11pm - 8am and after one of my late nights shifts I was stumbling home. I only lived about 10 minutes away in this part of #Toronto called #Cabbagetown. I was born and raised in #Hamilton so I've gotten used to seeing some weird things or strange behaviour but not quite like this.
As I'm passing a church that's near "hooker harvey's" I see a guy and a sort of blurring motion out of the corner of my eye but I'm not really taking it in. But then turn my head to see what's going on and #oh #god #whyyyyy.
When I turn my head I get to see this guy jerking off onto the side of a church for god's sake at 8 in the morning. Fam I just choose to focus on getting myself into my bed. I was so tired I could barely walk straight and seeing that was too much for me to process. Honestly, why do that at 8am, why do that onto the side of a church, just whyyy?
The worst part about this is that he was this homeless guy who was in my neighborhood a lot and whenever I saw that's all I could think about so I was just walk quickly and efficiently :P