Your hashbrowns might have golf balls in them
9inadvertently harvested extraneous golf ball materials10
39may pose a choking hazard or other physical injury to the mouth40
Sometime after January 19, 2017, the contaminated food went to supermarkets in Illinois, Wisconsin, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, District of Columbia, Delaware, Florida, Georgia and Maryland.
Got munchies? Try prison pizza
The munchies will send us to great lengths for food. So too would prison, I assume. But going out for a bite can really suck when you're baked.
Fear no more that dreaded post-smoke drive to McDonald's, or awkwardly fumbling through your order for take-out over the phone. Prison pizza has changed the munchie game forever.
This is DEFINITELY nacho average spa day
Do your eyes glaze over when anyone starts talking about going to a spa?
Maybe you think it's too fussy, too girly, or a waste of time and money. Or maybe you just don't want to smell like a herb garden. That's okay, we feel you.
My hands are totally a $400 juicer: A memoir
9the Keurig of juicers.10
The way it works is this: Simply plug some fresh fruit/veg pouches into your WiFi-enabled machine and close the door. Then be sipping on your fresh cold-pressed cup of juice a few moments later. No mess (or knives, or citrus juice finding all your papercuts) necessary; just drink it and go.
Would You Eat This Burger Cooked By Your Car's Exhaust Fumes
Maybe, if very hungry ?
Thanksgiving: the most flammable time of year
Dude, you bring this on yourself. If you're honest, this happens because you insist on cooking and you insist on backyard experiments like frying a turkey in a garbage can. FEMA has some guidelines for 'cooks' like you.
Definitely more trick than treat ?
Dipping anything in chocolate is a sure-fire recipe for omnomnom, amirite? Kids'll be lining up at the door for Halloween soon, so it's good to have a backup plan if you forgot to buy candy (again).
...except, maybe we were wrong about dipping just
How not to use hot sauce
YouTube star Cemre Candar likes bathing in food a lot. Beer. Chocolate. Oreos.
(You know, the one where he was cutting up some jalapeños for salsa, but suddenly had to take a leak, and then made the mistake of not washing his hands thoroughly before touching his junk? Yeah.
A+ for effort, but otherwise fail
Who knew you could cook pasta in a coffee pot?
Excuse me but your spaghetti is on fire
A coupla hot dogs on Broadway
But seriously, who has time for that shit? We're talking about survival;
34The one major problem single men have is
More cooking fails
I'm not sure what's going on here, but I totally wouldn't eat that pizza