Cooking Fails

Got munchies? Try prison pizza

The munchies will send us to great lengths for food. So too would prison, I assume. But going out for a bite can really suck when you're baked.

Fear no more that dreaded post-smoke drive to McDonald's, or awkwardly fumbling through your order for take-out over the phone. Prison pizza has changed the munchie game forever.

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Cooking Fails

My hands are totally a $400 juicer: A memoir

9the Keurig of juicers.10

The way it works is this: Simply plug some fresh fruit/veg pouches into your WiFi-enabled machine and close the door. Then be sipping on your fresh cold-pressed cup of juice a few moments later. No mess (or knives, or citrus juice finding all your papercuts) necessary; just drink it and go.

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Cooking Fails

Gettin' Creative

But seriously, who has time for that shit? We're talking about survival;

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34The one major problem single men have is

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