Just stay in those bushes, Spicey
Who probably had one of the worst days at work ever on Tuesday?
That would be White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. After President Trump abruptly fired FBI Director James Comey with no warning, Spicer was (of course) expected to explain it to the press.
Makes you almost feel bad for the guy. Almost.
When your maid is no good
You think you're so smart paying somebody to clean your house! Then this happens by the second time they come. Your place is still a mess but she keeps asking for her pay. You're on the hook, sucka!
Now New Zealand can get KFC from their post office and we don't live there ??
Be real. What does your postal carrier bring you besides bills? Stuff you bought on eBay, maybe. But not always. Even your Amazon Prime packages come from dedicated Amazon drivers.
As we keep doing more and more stuff online, post offices around the world are scrambling to keep up.
Detective Fin is hip to the latest street drug ruining your life
Either we're brain dead from the formulaic TV writing you can expect when a show runs for too long, or this silly Ice-T bot on Twitter is actually the funniest thing ever.
26Ice-T's Victims Unit" puts street-wise word salad in the mouth of Odafin "Fin" Tutuola from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. The NYPD cop that Ice-T plays needs everything explained to him "
A fan-tastic farewell to The Joe
Swinging a dead octopus in a new arena is just not gonna be the same ? ?
Loser orders a hit on his wife by text, sends it to his boss
No, that would be the worst. A guy like that would get fired first, then sent to prison.
No, this guy already got fired...probably.
...because the police in Washington state are reporting
Snowman is mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore
She thought she was slick but the snowman was slicker.
Rattlesnake in the outhouse! ????
Time to call Big Country Snake Removal! This is a normal day for them.
Need a gf? No. Need a baby? I'll give you 6 at once. ??
Just relax. You're home. You're safe. You're loved. This is good. What we have is all you need.
Watch this Dalmatian soothe her master....a dude who will NEVER get a girlfriend now.
Source: Natural Facts on Facebook
Soap gets in your eyes. Then what?
It's dead o' winter February. So you're dreaming about the beach. Not this beach. Funniest shower video ever. Watch with the Benny Hill music turned up.
Gone FML fishing
Watch here: https://www.facebook.com/HumorViral0.1/videos/212646035865319/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
Trash raccoon runs out to grab some pizza crust
One minute you're dumpster diving in a suburb, the next.......you're hanging ten for the whole damn garbage route through the state of Virginia. You are #trashraccoon.
That's the story for this poor little trash panda today, outside of Washington DC. Everybody's talking about it!
Is this just a case of a bandit riding the Trump gravy train on biscuit wheels, as some raccoon watchers suggest?
No ragrets: a big ol Cowboys tattoo for the Super Bowl
Saw this TOO LATE
What to do at the office party. Read it and weep.
If the girlfriend pillow is on your Xmas list
You are one
Get a closer look at the merchandise:
You're the worst in history!?? Or...
This soccer player in the Belgrade Zone League (that's the fourth-tier of Serbian soccer, says BuzzFeed) manages the impossible. He misses the goal when he's inches away from the goal line and no defenders in sight. Or it's a fixed match.
One guy here says,
True story: 'the floors are dead'
This is a FML review for a Roomba, the robot vacuum, at Amazon.
23Previously my wife and I read the post about someone’s Roomba trailing through dog poop. We laughed and didn’t think another thing about it.24type25p26contents27type28text29contents30Let me tell you how yesterday went. While at a training for work 31type32b33contents34type35text36contents37I receive a text message from my 10 year daughter. “Dad
Come Monday, 'what did you do this long weekend?'
She's looking for a clean living guy
...to sell for parts.
Day of the election, you check who your wife's voting for?
Dude. Eyes straight.
His son also cheating off the wife at the polling place today.
Be afraid, very afraid
OK this school researched fears of the average American.
We need you, Batman.
Clowns terrorizing the streets. Billionaire villain running for the top office. A whole nation of FML.
'Bear spray doesn't always work, but it's better than nothing.'
This Montana dude filmed himself
America's not great
Depends who you are if you get a YEAH for that statement. In the #FML of the day, Colin #Kaepernick of the 49ers.