Send ALL of the emails
Email is an important modern business tool, one that is employed in many different jobs. While it is great for spontaneous communication, it can become a real time waster for employees who give too much concern to their dribble of incoming email. By turning that dribble into a torrent, and the torrent into a flood,
The leaky faucet gets released
Modern companies rely heavily on all manner of classified information. Keeping this information secret from clients and competitors can be fundamental to most business strategies. If you're bad at keeping secrets, it can be good for your plans to get fired.
Chase your customers... to the competition
Customers are the lifeblood of all modern companies. Although they are not always specific, individual people, the entities which provide the income for a business are a requisite part of the business formula. If you drive these people away,
Get high and... um ...what?
Most large businesses in the United States now test their employees for recreational drug use. While this is illegal in most of the rest of the world, in America it provides a wonderful window through which to escape the bonds of modern corporate drudgery.