'I'd give Tom Brady a hand job....dude, I am wicked hammered.'

'I'd give Tom Brady a hand job....dude, I am wicked hammered.'

The tough guys that come out of beantown! Damon. Ben and Casey Affleck. Mark and Donny Walhberg. Dennis Leary. And these two: Paddy Quinn and Jimmy Ruggiero.

16Masshole17

24and then they become really famous Hollywood actors instead of going to jail!!25

One of these guys is in a Burger King commercial now. 

ON THE PICK UP SCENE

59What kind of booze does that broad drink again?60

67How yah doin sweethaht?68

75That girl76d give Tom Brady a hand job if he wins the Super Bowl.77

DRIVING

99Hey buddy how bout a fuckin blinkah?100

107Yah gonna let me ovah or what?108

CREDS

125I used to live in Southie. My uncle used to work for Whitey.126

133Oh yah like movies? I was an extra in The Town.134

141I got a summer house on the Cape

150Fuck

Be the first to like it!

Comments

avatar

People also liked

Related stories
1.
My favorite movies and TV series to binge when I’m in need of laughter  
2.
My very first science fair visit  
3.
The best upcoming comedy movies of 2019  
4.
Upcoming Hollywood movies that I simply cannot wait for!  
5.
How I got the nickname ‘the scientist’ in school?  
6.
Reviews of Bose sleep buds  
7.
Why men shouldn’t be ashamed of wearing flip flops outdoors?  
8.
The Importance of food and diet – How Mark learnt it the hard way  
9.
Should or shouldn’t ‘the wall’ be built?  
10.
Why we should remain in sync with the latest social media trends?  
500x500
500x500