Matador gets what he's long had coming to him
A matador in Mexico recently learned the hard way that taunting an 1,100 pound animal with massive horns is a really, really bad idea.
Yep, that's a tough lesson to learn, 11 inches of bull horn up the ass should keep this guy from pointlessly jabbing bulls with sharp objects a good amount of time.
This motorcyclist is the luckiest guy in the world
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Kung Fu masters train to grow balls of steel
Been mulling over that vasectomy but healthcare costs got you lookin' for a more homeopathic, low cost, and natural remedy? Well, look no further.
These Shaolin Kung Fu Masters are actually no joke, they've been honing their physical and mental abilities for decades. Shaolin masters develop immense control over their bodies, and demonstrate here the results of having trained themselves to be able to retract their testicles into their pelvis!
Blowtorches deliver instant karma to bike thieves
If you've ever had something of yours stolen you know just how frustrating it is, in which case the following should bring you nothing but delight. On the other hand, if you go around stealing peoples things, this should give you nothing but second thoughts.
The dude in the black hat below was sick of having his bike stolen so he decided to get even. His solution for payback? A couple blowtorches and a custom metal seat, add in an oblivious thief and you've got the perfect recipe for instant karma.
Revenge is a hot wax strip gone cold...
There's no telling what prompted this wife to paint her husband's chest with Veet wax strips while he was asleep. Whatever the reason, there's no doubting two things: it was likely well deserved, and she enjoyed it.
That look you make when your fate is sealed and it's going to be painful AF.
Guy jumps into a pool of oil, instantly regrets it
Anyone remember the story below? You know, the one about how guys do really stupid things and as a result have a lower life expectancy than woman.
Well, if you weren't fully convinced by the conclusion drawn above, here's another piece of evidence to make the case.
Never go full polar bear!
The guy in the polar bear suit wore the wrong socks and will have to go home for the rest of the day after this painful tv commercial shoot. Just watch and LOL.
Underwater Upside-down Hockey is one of the least enjoyable games you can play
The sport for people with a death wish ?
This blowtorch barber charges $5 for a 'Harvey Dent'
Cracking an 80-foot bullwhip because, why not?
Unsuspecting tourist gets on this elephant's very last nerve
Ahhhh, it was her dream come true, bathing her most revered animal in a river in Thailand.
16Elephants were my favorite animal. Elephant things are all over my desk at work. I have elephant clothes and elephant kitchen tools.17
That dream lasted all of about 4 seconds as this elephant wanted nothing to do with living out this woman's fantasy.
It's August, it's hot, I'm bored, time to mess with mom.
Kevin from Wisconsin is a genius. Why not subtly mess with mom's head? After all, summer is getting boring. Kev replaced several pictures of himself at mom's house with those of Steve Buscemi. And she didn't notice!
He kinda fits in, I guess.
Come on mom, how could this one not give it away?
One last selfie
No way your bros can compete with this. Hell, if you are gonna get blown up anyways, might as well get in that last selfie
“I got one of the cabin crew to translate for me and asked him if I could do a selfie with him. He just shrugged OK, so I stood by him and smiled for the camera while a stewardess did the snap. It has to be the best selfie ever.”
Think he got a raise?
Not gonna hurt, right?
A delicate balance to get the job done