Justin Trudeau has been wooing the world press, with his yoga body, and his doe-eyed looks of innocence, ever since he inherited the office of Prime Minister of Canada from his father, legendary chauvinist and alleged rapist Pierre Trudeau. Like many scions of the patriarchy with flawless good looks and family money, he considers himself an ardent feminist.
While it's true that he took the bold step of choosing a cabinet comprised of equal numbers of men and women, it seems that mathematical equality is where his comprehension of feminist principles ends.
Shortly after he came to power, his government willingly signed export papers for a major Canadian weapons manufacturer to deliver anti-personnel tanks to Saudi Arabia, the notoriously backwards oil kingdom that is the literal opposite of feminism. He also got in a spat in the Canadian legislature, rushing into the midst of a conflict, dragging one member around, and elbowing another member, a woman representing the opposition Conservative party, square in the tits. #FakeFeminist #Scion #Trudeau #ElbowsTrudeau #SonOfPM